I can’t make this shit up

chekhovandowl:

idontwearties:

ftmfeminist:

angrybanette:

ftmfeminist:

Cisgender gay man: But there’s no point in being a man if you’re just going to have sex with men anyway.
Me:

WAAAAAT

cisgender gay men

you just explained

why you should not exist.

I know! Even reading it it seems like it can’t be real, like this can’t have been a REAL FUCKING CONVERSATION that took place between myself and a cis gay man. But it’s real. A cis gay man REALLY said this to me.

I can’t even…

I just.

I can not compute the stupidity of what this guy said to you.

What.

What

(Source: fauxmosexualtranstrender)

eschergirls:

peaceful-gunsubmitted:

I can’t say more. Sadly I don’t know what game it is, sorry.

My research team tells me that this is from TERA - The Exiled Realm of Arborea.
I’m presuming that those bits of metal in the high level armor project magic or something, and apparently are so rare to find that that’s about all she could wear.  Personally, I’d wear a t-shirt and pants either under or over it, but this is why I’m not a strong female character I guess.

eschergirls:

rumminov:

cancerously:

toast-a-saurus:

scientificperfection:


kittiesinthemorning:
I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Lemonthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn

never thought I’d have a lemonthulu tag
guess I was wrong

this honestly doesnt surprise me at all, lemon trees are weird as fuck

rumminov:

cancerously:

toast-a-saurus:

scientificperfection:

kittiesinthemorning:

I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Lemonthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn

never thought I’d have a lemonthulu tag

guess I was wrong

this honestly doesnt surprise me at all, lemon trees are weird as fuck

(Source: sometimesoverwhelming, via afewcleverspiders)

uglyorangecouch:

drinkmasturbatecry:

beatonna:

What you’ve been waiting to see today.

context for those so inclined

Okay, so, apparently Japan’s always been pretty weird.

uglyorangecouch:

drinkmasturbatecry:

beatonna:

What you’ve been waiting to see today.

context for those so inclined

Okay, so, apparently Japan’s always been pretty weird.

Tags: wtf lolz japan art

robotlauren:

acrowsong:

russianwater:

amporapenguin:

tsunderekarkat:

3e0:

I don’t know what this is from, PLEASE TELL ME XD


ANGEL BEATS
help i can breathe

[[DFOGNASDLKFJSFLKG]]

TK…….

why am i laughing so hard. tears. immediate tears.

robotlauren:

acrowsong:

russianwater:

amporapenguin:

tsunderekarkat:

3e0:

I don’t know what this is from, PLEASE TELL ME XD

ANGEL BEATS

help i can breathe

[[DFOGNASDLKFJSFLKG]]

TK…….

why am i laughing so hard. tears. immediate tears.

(via drinkmasturbatecry)

Tags: ... wtf humor gif

sophia-sol:

cheatsheet:

motherjones:

rtnt:

How Target Knows You’re Pregnant
Writing for The New York Times, Charles Duhigg examines how retailers collect your data and, using the science of habit formation, analyze it to make a profit:

About a year after Pole created his pregnancy-prediction model, a man walked into a Target outside Minneapolis and demanded to see the manager. He was clutching coupons that had been sent to his daughter, and he was angry, according to an employee who participated in the conversation.
“My daughter got this in the mail!” he said. “She’s still in high school, and you’re sending her coupons for baby clothes and cribs? Are you trying to encourage her to get pregnant?”
The manager didn’t have any idea what the man was talking about. He looked at the mailer. Sure enough, it was addressed to the man’s daughter and contained advertisements for maternity clothing, nursery furniture and pictures of smiling infants. The manager apologized and then called a few days later to apologize again.
On the phone, though, the father was somewhat abashed. “I had a talk with my daughter,” he said. “It turns out there’s been some activities in my house I haven’t been completely aware of. She’s due in August. I owe you an apology.”

 Read the full article here. 

Whoa. Whoa. WHOA.

Whoa! 

WHOA

o____o 

sophia-sol:

cheatsheet:

motherjones:

rtnt:

How Target Knows You’re Pregnant

Writing for The New York Times, Charles Duhigg examines how retailers collect your data and, using the science of habit formation, analyze it to make a profit:

About a year after Pole created his pregnancy-prediction model, a man walked into a Target outside Minneapolis and demanded to see the manager. He was clutching coupons that had been sent to his daughter, and he was angry, according to an employee who participated in the conversation.

“My daughter got this in the mail!” he said. “She’s still in high school, and you’re sending her coupons for baby clothes and cribs? Are you trying to encourage her to get pregnant?”

The manager didn’t have any idea what the man was talking about. He looked at the mailer. Sure enough, it was addressed to the man’s daughter and contained advertisements for maternity clothing, nursery furniture and pictures of smiling infants. The manager apologized and then called a few days later to apologize again.

On the phone, though, the father was somewhat abashed. “I had a talk with my daughter,” he said. “It turns out there’s been some activities in my house I haven’t been completely aware of. She’s due in August. I owe you an apology.”

Read the full article here.

Whoa. Whoa. WHOA.

Whoa! 

WHOA

o____o 

(via sophia-sol)

testosterone-saurus-rex:

aleatoriam:

thesavagesalad:

GOOD LORD

I don’t even, but I felt like sharing.

I now love the teletubbies even more. I didn’t know that was possible.

O___O

testosterone-saurus-rex:

aleatoriam:

thesavagesalad:

GOOD LORD

I don’t even, but I felt like sharing.

I now love the teletubbies even more. I didn’t know that was possible.

O___O

(Source: itcamefromdeviantart, via madeofstorm)