riddlemehiddleston:

omg no steve not internet explorer

riddlemehiddleston:

omg no steve not internet explorer

(Source: istehlurvz, via lghtmp)

FACT!

  • Elementary School: Here's a basic understanding of history and how the world works.
  • High School: Actually, that's not quite right. Everything is actually a whole lot more complicated than that.
  • College: EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRRROOONNNNGGGG
  • Tumblr: College was wrong, too, though.
fuckyeahpodficplatypus:

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fuckyeahpodficplatypus:

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"Children are not deceived by fairy-tales; they are often and gravely deceived by school-stories. Adults are not deceived by science-fiction; they can be deceived by the stories in the women’s magazines."

C. S. Lewis on fantasy vs. fact, a timeless and timely reminder of the role of critical thinking in making sense of the stories we’re told. (via explore-blog)

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  • Jesus: Love thy neighbor as thyself
  • Apostle: What if they’re gay?
  • Jesus: Did I fucking stutter?
shapeshiftandtrick:

#at least he’s self-aware