sylvaine

fuckyeahpodficplatypus:

[DRY-EYED READING FIC (Podfic Platypus) SOB BUCKETS LISTENING TO PODFIC]

I was NOT expecting that.  I’ve read that fic a million times!

lgbtlaughs:

taintedmcfassinationfourever submitted:

mainstream media representation of queer people is crap. again.

fuckyeahfanficflamingo:

[FIRST ATTEMPT AT NC17 FIC. WRITE ACCIDENTAL STIMULATION KINK SELF-LOVE WATERSPORTS XENO PWP. (Fanfic Flamingo) YOU’RE A SUPERSTAR! THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE!]

adslfkdsjgask;ldghsdlfjdslgjasdhghfstj[dsga LINK. LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKK. 

greedydancer:

fuckyeahfanficflamingo:

[PICK UP AN ACTUAL BOOK (Fanfic Flamingo) WHERE’S THE WORDCOUNT?]

Where are the content notes? Where are the trigger warnings? Why is it written in 1st person with points of view that randomly shift every other page? o.O

(via coppergilt)

fuckyeahpodficplatypus:

[Happily record filthiest porn. (Podfic Platypus) Asexual.]

fuckyeahfanficflamingo:

[FAVOURITE AUTHOR UPDATES WIP (Fanfic Flamingo) CANCEL ALL SOCIAL PLANS]

fuckyeahfanficflamingo:

[NEED MORE FIC (Fanfic Flamingo) FIND NEW FANDOM]

lucyzephyr:

constantcalibrations:

fuckyeahcrows:

more Journey into Stupid comics

Seems legit

ACTUALLY MORE LEGIT THAN YOU THINK. So my friend Binz spent 10 minutes explaining to me how amazing corvids are. The different accents: true. The recognizing human faces: true. The hating you forever: SUPER TRUE. So this professor was researching them, right? And he’d take the baby corvids for his studies. After a while, the birds would fucking fly away from him and circle him screeching. And not just in one area, but all over. So the birds told their fellow corvids HEY THIS FUCKER BE STEALING OUR BABIES. SHIT ON HIS FACE and such, and they did!

ISN’T THAT AWESOME? I love corvids. 8D

(Source: , via sophia-sol)

submitted by madetoruleyou

(Source: textsfromlastissue)

fuckyeahpodficplatypus:

[ALL THE RIGHT CONDITIONS (Podfic Platypus) NONE OF THE MOTIVATION]