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bakerstreetbabes:

reichenbatch:

Taking down Moriarty’s web took a little longer than expected, but London’s favorite partners in crime solving are finally back together again! (“Fifty-three years, Sherlock!” “What?” “I SAID, FIFTY-THREE YEARS!!!” “WHAT??”) Everything happily goes back to normal again, except for maybe a few changes! Mrs. Hudson is still alive, but she’s a computer now (the hip’s doing fine)! Lestrade retired twenty years ago but the duo still bother him for cases all the time! The Game just ain’t as Great as it was back in my day! The Blind Banker is actually going blind! Help, I’ve Reichenbach Fallen and I can’t get up!

Okay, so Sherlock and John have to take two-hour naps in between cases and no longer have teeth, but hey, you finally got your Season 3, so who’s complaining?! OH! GOD! IRENE! NOT THE BATTLE DRESS! NO!

Fantastic, meretricious, and where are my denchers?!

hamletthemadmanwithabox:

tardishobo:

internalodyssey:

honeyed:

willifred:

Actual buttons used by the Richard Nixon Campaign in 1972.

I do not understand, did “dick” and “lick” just not mean the same thing 40 years ago?

“Lick” used to mean “beat” as in “They can’t beat off our Dick.”

i’m not sure if your commentary made it better or worse omg

Somewhere, somewhen Canton Everett Delaware III is laughing at these.

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bluesbell:

leupagus:

merisunshine36:

negativecos:

terrasigillata:

o-eheu:

The conjugations of yolo. It had to be done.

let’s get some subjunctives all up in this

yolem - I might only live once

yolet - let him only live once!

yolemus - let us only live once!

WWWOW WE NEED TO SEND THIS TO OUR OLD LATIN TEACHER EVEN THO I DON’T THINK HE TEACHES LATIN ANYMORE 

Wait wait so the gerund is yolandus, -a, -um, right? Can we say quod erat yolandum?

Dude, new family motto is going to be YOLEMUS… wait what is the latin for “dude”?

Yolemus, soci? In which ‘socius’ is in the vocative. It means fellow, partner, ally etc, so it’s loosely translated. Possibly you could also say “Yolemus, frater!” (in which frater = bro.)

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thegreenwolf:

Why waste your talent and classroom boredom drawing penises in your textbook when you could be drawing this?

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fuckyeahfanficflamingo:

[FIRST ATTEMPT AT NC17 FIC. WRITE ACCIDENTAL STIMULATION KINK SELF-LOVE WATERSPORTS XENO PWP. (Fanfic Flamingo) YOU’RE A SUPERSTAR! THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE!]

adslfkdsjgask;ldghsdlfjdslgjasdhghfstj[dsga LINK. LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKK. 

heysammy:

fahrlight:

Last week in Stuttgart: Real power and his magazines

(They had no real horse porn there…only kids-stuff. BUT with gimmicks!)

/throws self into car crash

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mooglets:

‘HULK SLASH!’ for tiptoe39 :)

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