The Life and Times of Pepper Potts: A Haiku

stickthisbig:

dixie-chicken:

grlizzybear:

jarfishy:

dixie-chicken:

Tony. Tony, no

Tony Stark, I swear to God

TONY, FUCKING STOP

Verse II

Pepper. Hey, Pepper.

Pepper, you’re not watching me.

Pepper, look at meeee.

Verse III

Sir, before you go

Would you like me to test that

I don’t think that’s safe

I love you too, fandom. <3

My Dixie is the best Dixie, idk if you knew.

(via thingsfortwwings)

fuckyeahpodficplatypus:

[DRY-EYED READING FIC (Podfic Platypus) SOB BUCKETS LISTENING TO PODFIC]
I was NOT expecting that.  I’ve read that fic a million times!

fuckyeahpodficplatypus:

[DRY-EYED READING FIC (Podfic Platypus) SOB BUCKETS LISTENING TO PODFIC]

I was NOT expecting that.  I’ve read that fic a million times!

sophia-sol:

ladyofthelog:

andromedalogic:

OTPs are so incredibly awkward because you want them to be your children but also be your parents but also you want to see them fuck but then you’re usually attracted to one or both of the people involved so ultimately what the fuck kind of complex is that WHAT HAS FANDOM DONE TO ME

ACTUALLY NO

I JUST WANT THEM TO BANG AND ALSO COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND WE CAN MAKE COOKIES

JUST

COMPERSION FEELS, OKAY?

I’ve never been introduced to the idea of compersion before! And it’s AWESOME! But it makes me a little sad that apparently some poly people have decided the definition applies solely to romantic/sexual relationships. Aww, come on, COMPERSION FOR EVERYONE!

brodinsons:

(via astro-noms)

greedydancer:

fuckyeahfanficflamingo:

[PICK UP AN ACTUAL BOOK (Fanfic Flamingo) WHERE’S THE WORDCOUNT?]

Where are the content notes? Where are the trigger warnings? Why is it written in 1st person with points of view that randomly shift every other page? o.O

greedydancer:

fuckyeahfanficflamingo:

[PICK UP AN ACTUAL BOOK (Fanfic Flamingo) WHERE’S THE WORDCOUNT?]

Where are the content notes? Where are the trigger warnings? Why is it written in 1st person with points of view that randomly shift every other page? o.O

(via coppergilt)

Sci-Fi Big Bang Artist Sign Ups

yappichick:

How will art claiming work this year?

Artists: On Sunday, July 1st, a post similar to this will go up. Please reply to the post with your top three picks. You will be given one of those choices on a first come, first serve basis.

Claiming will end either on July 7th or after every signed up artist has made a selection/every story has been claimed. Claiming will resume the next day. At this time, artists will be able to choose any of as many of the unclaimed stories as they want. If there is sufficient interest and all stories are claimed, claims may be opened so that stories may be claimed by a second artist.

Stories are here.

The Pre-Game Claiming Post

Please pay special attention to the numbering. When the official art claiming post goes up, if an author has dropped sometime between now and Sunday, their summary will be deleted but the numbering on the surrounding summaries will remain the same.

The official post will go up on Sunday, July 1st at around 10 A.M. PDT. Convert to your local time zone here. If this time is inconvenient for you or you will be away during claiming, please let us know.

Go, check it out! And if you’re interested in making some art, don’t forget to sign up here.

My mother is like the maddest part of the Avengers fandom in human form.

  • The Avengers movie: Tesseract appears.
  • My mother: HEIL HYDRA
  • The Avengers movie: Nick Fury being badass.
  • My mother: ALL KNEEL BEFORE THE DARK OVERLORD
  • The Avengers movie: Loki touches Hawkeye with his, erm, device.
  • My mother: I SHIP THIS
  • The Avengers movie: Coulson appears.
  • My mother: AWW YEAH GIVE ME MORE BRAINY GUYS WITH PUPPY EYES
  • The Avengers movie: Captain America appears.
  • My mother: DAT ASS
  • The Avengers movie: Coulson being awkwardly cute when speaking to Captain America.
  • My mother: BRAINY BRAINY BRAINY LOVE HIM CAN I HAVE ONE
  • The Avengers movie: Loki watches Thor, Cap and Iron Man fight.
  • My mother: SUCH A DRAMA QUEEN JUST LOOK AT HIM THREE GUYS FIGHTING FOR HIM HE LOOKS LIKE HE NEEDS POP CORN
  • The Avengers movie: Black Widow beats the crap outta Hawkeye.
  • My mother: GO GO RUSSIAN GURLS BEAT YOURSELF SOME NICE MAN
  • The Avengers movie: Maria Hill mentions the trading cards being in Coulson's desk.
  • My mother: TOLD YOU HE SURVIVED
  • The Avengers movie: Stark, unconscious; Capt. Rogers, nearby.
  • My mother: NOW KISS
  • The Avengers movie: Stan Lee cameo.
  • My mother: YO MAN YOU ROCK SO HARD
  • The Avengers movie: ends, the credits start.
  • My mother: TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE BRAINY AGENT I'VE SEEN HIM ON YOUR T-SHIRT HOW COME YOU ALWAYS CHOOSE THE CUTEST ONES
  • Me: ...um. Mom. I'm your daughter.
  • My mother: THAT EXPLAINS A LOT

onac911:

Just Blogging 

a haiku about sleep deprivation

norsed:

i am so sleepy

i should really go to bed

is that a slash fic

(Source: freyjas, via lghtmp)

and now, METACEPTION

gyzym:

as in, META ABOUT META. yes i know that’s not really how inception works—believe me, i really know that—but i don’t care. it’s catchy! and there’s also the fact that that’s what inception has come to mean, in current cultural vernacular: people took the concept the movie is structured around (to wit, dreams within dreams) and made its title into a word meaning “a thing within itself/a thing about itself/etc.” which, as set-ups for posts about media go, is pretty solid, so, without further ado….

dear everybody who has ever felt it necessary to inform me that i am reading too much into [whatever piece of media] in writing meta about it: 

first of all, congratulations, you are spot-fucking-on. i am definitely, for sure, no doubt about it, 100% reading far too much into it, every single goddamn time. this is not sarcasm, i very much mean this—in fact, all of my fanon meta is grounded firmly in reading too much into the canon in question. maybe it’s because i threw caution to the winds and went to school to study english literature and creative writing instead of leaning a more marketable trade; it does get hard to break that habit. however, mostly i’m pretty certain i read too much into shit because: 

  • it’s fun 
  • i find it rewarding
  • it’s fun 

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