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fuck you teenage tony stark doesn’t need friends TEENAGE TONY STARK MAKES HIS OWN FRIENDS WITH IPOD DOCKS AND BOOZE DISPENSERS AND SWEET PLAYLISTS and you are not fucking invited
Does anybody realise that iPod docks have been around less than a decade, right? And Tony Stark was a teenager in the 1980s and that’s why he listens to bands like Suicidal Tendencies, right? And… it’s really telling what the target demographic of Avengers is that nobody seems to remember that other century that all these guys were born in. The anachronisms are so odd.
oh my god, this. like that picture of younger coulson with a mobile phone? MOBILE PHONES EITHER DIDN’T EXIST OR THEY WERE THE SIZE OF CARS BACK THEN GUYS
/breathes into paperbag
/delusions of youth shattered
Or…I’m actually quite aware when Tony Stark really went to high school, but was making a joke and thought ‘ipod dock’ sounded funnier and more petulant than ‘cassette player.’ Or just that.
Or Tony Stark got de-aged/switched in time/shenanigans and hates that his older self is a total asshole who acts just like his father, but stupid older self gets to have all these friends, a whole team, and fuck you, teenage Tony Stark doesn’t need a team anyway, he can figure out how to fix this his own damn self.
HOLY CRAP I WOULD READ THAT STORY SO HARD
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“Look, just because he had some bad decision-making skills as a father, the fact is that he loved thoses kids more than he loved his own life, and he proved that.” JDMBecause if you fuck up your kids, fuck them up with love. That’s alright then.
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remember when kids shows were awesome
Disney used to be so dope and educational in my day. What happened?
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Astonishing X-Men #51 variant cover by Marko Djurdjevic.
…OK, that is damn pretty. For the first time ever, I’m seriously tempted to actually buy a variant cover.
ksjdlk;a awww
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I don’t think this is going to end well.
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I see a little silhouetto of a man
ScaraMOUCHE scaraMOUCHE
Will you do the fandango?
THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING
VERY VERY FRIGHTENING
Me!
Galileo,Galileo
Galileo,Galileo
Galileo, Figaro
magnificooooooooooo~
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I mean, imagine opening The Sun every day and finding page three adorned with a photo of a pouting specimen of masculinity clad only in his Y-fronts. Imagine naked men sprawling sensuously on the bonnets of new model cars at the motor show. Imagine having to listen to some sweaty and repugnant female version of Bernard Manning telling an endless string of Father-in-Law jokes. Sure, it’s funny once. Maybe it would be funny twice. But three times? Four times? Five thousand times? Can you imagine having to live with something as insulting as that every day of your life? No wonder so many feminists are cranky.
And comics are, in their way, every bit as guilty as other media in presenting a distorted vision of women to their readers. Maybe more guilty in some respects. After all, comics tend to be aimed predominantly at a young audience, an audience that may very well be going through an impressionable stage of their lives and desperately trying to make sense of the world in which they find themselves.
Alan Moore, Invisible Girls and Phantom Ladies, 1983
It’s pretty amazing how you could apply this just as readily to the comics industry of today as you could 30 years ago.
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this will happen on my honeymoon
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allshallfade | fujiidom | thequietworld | wecouldliveonthesun:
is there a lisa evans fanclub yet or
#petition for a lisa evans cameo in marvelverse as cap’s mom y/y
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What big arms you have.
All the better to hug you with.
Every wolf in the world now howled a prothalamion outside the window as she freely gave the kiss she owed him.
What big teeth you have!
She saw how his jaw began to slaver and the room was full of clamour of the forest’s Liebestod but the wise child never flinched, even when he answered:
All the better to eat you with.
The girl burst out laughing; she knew she was nobody’s meat. She laughed at him full in the face, she ripped off his shirt for him and flung it into the fire, in the fiery wake of her own discarded clothing. The flamed danced like dead souls on Walpurgisnacht and the old bones under the bed set up a terrible clattering but she did not pay them any heed.
Carnivore incarnate, only immaculate flesh appeases him.
She will lay his fearful head on her lap and she will pick out the lice from his pelt and perhaps she will put the lice into her mouth and eat them, as he will bid her, as she would do in a savage marriage ceremony.
The blizzard will die down.
The blizzard died down, leaving the mountains as randomly covered with snow as if a blind woman had thrown a sheet over them, the upper branches of the forest pines limed, creaking, swollen with the fall.
Snowlight, moonlight, a confusion of paw prints.
All silent, all still.
Midnight; and the clock strikes. It is Christmas Day, the werewolve’s birthday, the door of the solstice stands wide open; let them all sink through!
See! sweet and sound she sleeps in granny’s bed, between the paws of the tender wolf.
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Africa is changing in that regard and I hope you know that we are doing better than most countries. America is still struggling to put a woman in the White House but we have two.
Joyce Banda, Malawi’s first female President, speaking in regards to women’s rights.
Speaks volumes, doesn’t it?
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I HATE EVERYTHING! THERE IS NO HAPPY LEFT! IT’S JUST SAD FANDOM FEELS! FOR. EVER. AND. ALWAYS!
WHAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
jo why
I WANT TO DIIIIE
WHO IS LYING TO ME RIGHT NOW!
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Lol, I would do that too.
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“Look I know this is like, prize-winning science fair shit, and I’m sure you’re in fucking freak heaven or whatever, but I need you to focus on me for like, two seconds, and reach into the hole in my chest, and fix what’s broken.”
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Imagine the crossovers though
“In my AU, Jesus didn’t die, but he went and fought crime with Odin”
I’d read it.
Moses/Buddha OTP
I SHIP IT
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